My doppleganger a la advertisement

Some friends went out in Yokohama last night and they sent me this picture! I actually think it does look like me! I didn't tell them I've been modeling in Japan for 2 years. Ha! Apparently I have a Japanese doppleganger who is!

The Grossest Thing I've Heard

This is random and so so gross. Glenn told me that while cleaning the USS George Washington's ventilation system, the crew collected 4 tons of dust and debris. FOUR TONS?! That's 8000 pounds of human skin and hair and general nastiness. It's no wonder Glenn (and everyone for that matter) gets sick during the first several weeks of cruise. And a new guy? Forget about it. You'll be down for the count as soon as you climb aboard.

Blech. Sorry for the dry heaving I just induced.

The Cheese is Trapped

A friend posted this on Facebook and I thought it was hilarious...



And because you can't have too many favorite drunk internet videos...here is another classic:

Drunk History Volume 5

:)

Huh?

Vonage now transcribes voicemail to my email. This is a new feature and apparently Glenn needs to speak clearer or they need to work on their system a little....

"Hey babe, it's me. It's like 1015 years at 915 there. Just getting them printed up some breakfast and get to the exchange and purchase all those things that we need to we don't have them so so I assume you're off in the walls and what not. So I will give you ASAP because pleasant it was like but I wanna let you but you call back when you get back to do it. Love you. Bye "

I forget what most of the message said, but I was "eating waffles" not "off in the walls". :)

Wordless Wednesday: Yes!

I don't even like cats...

but apparently they are hilarious...

List Maker

I'm a list maker. I LOVE to make lists. In fact, if I make a list and write things that I need to do down on paper, I am 50 times more likely to actually do those things. Something about crossing off an item when it's finished, it feels really good. Since the week before I left on my trip was so busy, I had many lists going. What to do that week. Things to pack. A list of things I thought of while driving that I didn't want to forget to pack. Glenn and I have these yellow pads of paper all over the house mostly on the desk and in my night stand though. I have to write things down when I think of them!

Are you a list maker? Do you secretly add things to your list if they weren't originally there, but you completed it? What? Of course I do that. I'm not cheating on my calculus test.