My friend,
Mari, posted this on her blog and it was just too funny to not pass on. Mari lives off-base and her landlord needed to check the windows before rainy season starts to make sure they are waterproof. Here is the note they left on her door:
"The request Mr. Krueger, Christopher
I become caring.
There is request.
As for 1 nail, I want to exchange an old pope in the place of the water supply meter from this pipe part at the water supply.
This construction can do construction when absent.
I report later what time to construct if it is possible to get a permission.
2 nails be able to point to the confirmation indoors because they do the soundproof construction to do at the Defense Agency in Japan and I want to get it on Friday or Saturday of this week.
As for the construction fo this time, I plan to exchange a window and a shutter at the 2nd floor big rooms.
I think whether or not that it is possible to enter construction is completed next year probably.
Decide Metoki if it is possible to have gotten a permission.
I request cooperation.
Make not injure physical condition because the day of rain on about 40 days increases from now.
June 9th
Sanyu Housing"
She was thoroughly confused as well. Japan is so fun sometimes. This is similar to the emails I get from my students when they need to cancel or change class. One of my students kept saying they could not meet for 27 days when really she meant the 27th. I had to explain the difference to her. I probably sound the same when I try to speak Japanese though.
Japanese classes are going well though, we started verbs this week! There is no such thing as conjugating verbs in Japanese, awesome! Just a different ending for the tense of the verb, but the verb stays the same all the time. Here is a short lesson for you:
Watashi wa 7-ji ni oki-masu.
I wake up/will wake up at 7:00.
(present/future)
Watashi wa 7-ji ni oki-mashita.
I woke up at 7:00.
(past tense)
Watashi wa 7-ji ni oki-masen.
I won't wake up at 7:00.
(present future negative)
Watashi wa 7-ji ni oki-masen-deshita.
I didn't wake up at 7:00.
(past tense negative)
Hopefully I'll still remember all my Japanese after I take the month of July off. I'll have to keep practicing!